Ah mean business

Well, the rumours are true, ah'm officially a baldy. That carry on at the Burns do, well that just pit the kai bosh on any chance ay me hidin' ma hair fallin' oot.  Mind you that soup wis so bland it could have done wae a wee bit somethin'  tae perk it up. Whit a day, ah start aff workin' in the Tall Ship and end up as Nick Morrison's spin doctor, whit were the chances ay that happenin? Eileen had a face like thoan Stella McCartney on a night oot. Anyway, we'll see whit he's aboot, maist ay thae politicians are aw style an no much else. Jimmy wis laughin last night, well efter he hud a good greet pitting whit wis left ay ma hair in a black bag.  He wis sayin' ah should start ma ain political party. The Cobs , Coalition Of Baldies. Ah think dealin' wae the smarm meister Nick Morrison will keep me busy enough the noo. If he thinks ah'm gonnae run along beside him noddin' like thoan dug in the Churchill advert he's goat another thing comin'   . Still , gie him his due, at least he didnae fling us oot ay the community centre. Ye need tae gie these folk the benefit ay the doubt, they cannae all be oan the fiddle. Well Scarlett, it's sleeves rolled up time, the community needs me, noo where did ah pit that business caird. Power tae the Baldies!