Monday, 21 February 2011

It's time tae think the unthinkable

        Ah know they meant well but it wis like the welcomin' committee fae hell. Ah wis glad when Bubba took Big Bob away wae him this mornin', that boy's face is trippin' him. He wis lucky tae get away wae just a fine. He needs a focus that boy an' it's no Iona. It's no me either.
        Jimmy's fussin' roond me like a mother hen, he's huddin' oan tae me like I'm an auld wummin' wae a gammie leg. And, he's worried aboot somethin.' Ah know him well enough by noo, he's definitely hidin' somethin' and no in a good way,  it's funny, efter one a ma pills ah dreamt that Jimmy hud brought hame a diamond ring, a big stoater it wis an' all, 'said he found it in the rubbish, wanted tae hand it in but the supervisor had taken a sickie so he brought it hame tae me.
        Anyway efter an hour wae that lot ah had a plan, it wis selfish ah know but ah wis goin' stir crazy wae aw their faces trippin' them. Of course Molly has been a god send, don't laugh she really has, ah jist wish Madonna would let me hug her, och, she'll come roond ah know, but it disnae stop it hurtin' wae ma wee lassie hidin' everytime ah look at her. Sometimes it just gets ye doon. It's the no knowin' . Ye know the future if there is a future. Anyway, listen tae me feelin' sorry fur masel' snap ootae it Scarlett!
        It wis great havin' the lassies roon', we managed tae put a few demons tae bed. That was until ah went an' dropped the bombshell. Molly took it bad, but ah knew she wid, how could ye think aboot helpin' tae end yer daughter's life? Theresa stepped in. At first ah wis delighted, Theresa of all people helping us oot in a crisis. I wis really comin' roond tae the idea of her changin' her spots efter all these years. Then ah goat tae thinkin' what if Theresa did me in jist so that she could take care ay Bubba? Is that terrible or were you all thinkin' the same? Of course ah couldnae help masel' Ah told Jimmy what me an' Theresa agreed, whit wis ah thinkin? Ah thought Jimmy wis gonnae kill that wee ned. Now ah know why he wis so up tight, he's gonnae be redundant. Jimmy loves that joab, oh ah know, the bins, who wid love the bins? Noo ah'm gonnae have him sittin' aroon' mopin'. Ah'll need tae think ay somethin fast.

1 comment:

  1. Man, you're really funny - I love this! You should be writing professionally. I bet someone would publish this and I mean that seriously.

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