Aw hey jist hud oan a minute! Huv ah no heard this all before? Thon Nick Clegg is talking aboot gie'n the working class school kids a hand up so they can compete wae aw thae bairns fae Oxford an' Cambridge . Who's he tryin' tae kid? Thon Tony Blair used tae come oot wae aw that guff. Him an' his 'Ah'll pit an end tae child poverty by 2013.'
Well Tony boy 2013 is less than two years away and there's some bairns roon' ma close wae the erse still hingin' oot their breeks an' ah don't hear ye bumpin yer gums aboot that, noo that yiv moved intae self proclaimed world peacemaker mode.
Wis it no TB who said he wis gonnae end the class system jist before he said that under Labour the Dome wid be scrapped. For auld lang Syne eh Tony; a wee ceilidh wae her Maj an' ah don't mean Madonna. Ah ye were some boy and that wee Clegg is a chip aff the auld block. Equality fur working class kids? That's aboot as likely as Topshop payin' their tax bill.
